Foolish Communication

Real communication from the idots who don’t give me jobs
Thank you so much for your application to the ******************
for the part-time editing position. I apologize for the delay in responding,
but we were overwhelmed by the response (more than 350 applications!,), and
the high quality of so many of the applicants. After much consideration we
hired a local, [...]

Coping With Your Letdown Meltdown

Try a cold shower. Once you’re done cussing like a drunk bar-whore who lost her cigarettes, smother your face in a pillow and scream. If you’re still full of piss and vinegar you could call the company and explain what an incredible mistake they made, or you could take that energy and use it to [...]

Take Note

The intelligent person’s guide to acing an interview like an idiot. Companies don’t want to hire people that want to move up in life. They want to hire people who are born complacent, and wish to spend their days in the same position, forever.
When they say: “This is the fun part of the interview [...]

An Interloper in Corporate America: A Collection of Short Stories

Prologue, haha.
I have gained a considerable amount of insight from the interview process. The following comes as a result of many bad meetings with many weird individuals. I’m on the computer 4 hours out of every day writing cover letters, researching companies, trying to contact HR departments, executive assistants, and receptionists. I went bloody mad [...]