The Wrath of Mommy Dearest Pales In Comparison

This is what happens when I get turned down for remedial b.s. jobs
I applied for a PART TIME retail sales position
The “accountabilities and requirements” for the position are as follows:
-Greeting all walk-in customers promptly and delivering “friendly and attentive service”
-Understanding your merchandise – the features, advantages and benefits
-Remaining current and knowledgeable on register systems
-Maintaining your [...]

Odds n Ends

It has been a slow day. No new interviews, so I must turn to my memory for creative fodder.
Annoying Things an Interviewer Can Do
Bob head up and down in response to EVERYTHING I say and repeat “mm, yes, uhuh, great, uh huh, mm yess, uhuh, oh yeaaaaa.”
“Soooooo um, (taps pencil), do you like, do you [...]